the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences
- the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
- the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
- the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
- the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
*flicks holy water on you* leave
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.