metropoliskingdom:

rosenkavaliers:

of-cannibals-and-kings:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

one of my actual favorite history stories

#I kind of want an opera about it

Kind of? I swear to god if someone makes a musical or opera about this I will pay good money to see it.

teentitansheadcanons:

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hi. i know we don’t like the same teams, but can we all agree that tagging our hate is disrespectful and unnecessary? 

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Happy 5th Anniversary 소녀시대 ♥

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#TeamHug

yuri stretching

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jimmyyesvak:

vintagernisery:

rhydonmyhardon:

reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou

except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch

DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

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